Thursday, 3 September 2009

What Canadians Don't Want

Canadians don't want another election!

There's a lot of things we don't want. However, what we want, what we need, what we must do and what is inevitable are all different things. Here's a list of "not wants" to illustrate this point.

Canadians don't WANT to pay taxes.
Canadians don't WANT to need a flu shot.
Canadians don't WANT to deal with idiots.
Canadians don't WANT to get fat from eating cookies and ice cream at 10:00 at night.
Canadians don't WANT to be poor.
Canadians don't WANT to be unhealthy.

This Canadian doesn't WANT to hear another god damned word from politicians telling me what I do and do not want. So shut the fuck up already and concentrate on meeting our needs.

Or is being something other than loud mouth gas bag too hard for you?

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