Children's toys are too damn noisy!
- When you have to rip the batteries out because there is no "off" switch
- When your child complains "too loud!" and covers the speaker with their hands
- When you can't hear your spouse talking, or you have to turn up the TV to hear it
- When you pull out the soldering gun to bypass the speaker, and keep the flashing lights
The fucking toy is too goddamned loud!
If you ever buy toys for a niece, nephew or friend, do the kids and parents a favour; find a toy that does not need batteries! They'll thank you for it.