Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Solution to my money woes

Dearest Wife,

Please take away my laptop. You do have a motive as you have mentioned I spend more time with it than I do with you.

I'll run away, and Microsoft can post a reward for my return.

We'll split the reward with a friend that turns me in.

Better yet, take away my BlackBerry as well, so that RIM can post a reward too. We do this right, we might be able to retire after all!

Hey, Adam! Can I stay with you a while?


ADHR said...

I'm not sure I'd recommend it... I might turn you in for the international media exposure. :P

Catelli said...

That's the plan actually....

We'd split the reward money with you.