Please take away my laptop. You do have a motive as you have mentioned I spend more time with it than I do with you.
I'll run away, and Microsoft can post a reward for my return.
We'll split the reward with a friend that turns me in.
Better yet, take away my BlackBerry as well, so that RIM can post a reward too. We do this right, we might be able to retire after all!
Hey, Adam! Can I stay with you a while?