There once was an ass named Harper.
Who thought he ruled the house.
He ruled like a tyrant,
When his foes were silent,
For they had the spines of a mouse.
Then the ass thought he was a lion.
Declared a mandate galore.
He prowled with delight
For his foes were a'fright
But the mouse had learned he could roar.
Well the lion is shown to be an ass.
He believed he had a majority,
All rights and privileges were his.
But all of us know, the truth is in fact this.
The ass only has a plurality.