Spam e-mail received in my inbox today:
From: Mr. bobe [saget.patrick (@) gmail dot com]
Sent: Thursday, November 19, 2009 3:57 AM
Subject: Immediate Check
Please check you fax machine there is my RESIGNATION LETTER PLEASE ACCEPT IT.
Dear Mr. Bobe or Mr. Patrick,
Consider your resignation accepted. I will no longer pay you nothing for the work you haven't been doing for me. I will now pay you nothing for the work you're not doing for me.