Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Weirdest Instruction to a Child

Overheard my wife scolding my youngest son:

"Stop slapping yourself in the face with a pickle and just eat it!"

Sometimes you just need to keep walking away...


Ken Breadner said...

Thank you for that moment of vicarious parenthood. Kind of puts our 'Georgia! Stop licking the couch!" in perspective.

Catelli said...

Heh! Oh I'll leave out the gross instructions we've had to yell out. They'd put a whole other perspective that you just don't want to know about.