Completely unaware of the discussion swirling around him...
My 3-year old at dinner says to my wife:
"Mommy, I think I want to have two Daddies"
"Really? How will you do that?"
"I don't know, but I don't want a Mommy and a Daddy anymore, I want two Daddies!"
Sorry son, but it ain't gonna happen. Your Daddy likes the ladies.
REALLY likes the ladies.