This is the entirety of an e-mail spam I received. No embedded HTML, scripts or links. Just plain text.
Subject: Shark wrestler becomes most famous man from Nantucket
Shark wrestler becomes most famous man from Nantucket
The 24-year-old tussled with a shark over the weekend and has since become the most famous man from Nantucket outside a limerick.
"I've been a fisherman my whole life," Sudal said. "It's almost like a drug -- I got used to catching bigger and bigger fish." - Enter >>
That's it. It is copied from a real news story from today. But What the Hell?